Soft Unisex Tee - 300 Cousins
Soft Unisex Tee - 300 Cousins
Soft Unisex Tee - 300 Cousins
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Description
Description
Trained by Chaos, Built for Life
You haven’t lived until you’ve been tackled mid-bite at a family BBQ or learned to fight over the last sausage roll with Olympic-level reflexes. The 300 Cousins Tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the ultimate school of hard knocks: growing up with an army of cousins.
This isn’t about backup in a brawl—it’s about the kind of emotional damage that builds unshakeable confidence. Noise? Chaos? Roasted by your own family? You survived it all. And now, nothing phases you. Not even Monday mornings.
With a bold parody design inspired by the movie 300, this tee is part warrior, part comedy, and 100% relatable to anyone raised in a full house with full-volume love.
Why You'll Survive in Style:
- Hilarious Print – Spartan-style warrior shouting “I Have 300 Cousins” with graphic comic flair
- Ultra-Soft Fabric – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton that’s smoother than your cousin’s excuses
- Classic Fit – Unisex cut with crew neck that feels comfy whether you’re chilling or dodging flying jandals
- No Side Seams – Seamless sides = no itch, no drama
- Tear-Away Label – For that ‘I’m done with nonsense’ feel
- Ethically Made – OEKO-TEX® certified, so you can laugh and feel good doing it
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- No bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang in the sun at the next family to’ona’i
- Cool iron if needed—especially before family photos
You survived 300 cousins. Life has nothing on you.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
- Tumble dry: medium heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
- Do not dry clean.
Refunds and Exchanges
Refunds and Exchanges
This product is made to order, allowing us to reduce waste and partner with the closest facility to your location for faster shipping. Because each item is made just for you, all sales are final, and we cannot offer refunds or exchanges. Please review your order carefully before purchasing.
Shipping
Shipping
Read our full shipping policy here
Australia: 7 - 10 business days
New Zealand: 10 - 14 business days
United States: 7 - 10 days
Returns: Our policy lasts 30 days. Sale items can not be refunded. Read more here.
Samoan Owned
| SIZE | WIDTH (CM) | LENGTH (CM) | SLEEVE (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 42-50 | 67-75 | 17-25 |
| M | 47-55 | 70-77 | 18-25 |
| L | 52-60 | 72-80 | 18-26 |
| XL | 57-65 | 75-83 | 19-27 |
| 2XL | 62-70 | 77-85 | 20-27 |
| 3XL | 67-75 | 80-88 | 20-28 |
| *Sleeve length is measured from back center | |||
Why It's Special
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment less itchy
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that perfectly showcases our designs.
Frequently asked
What's on the other side?
Our shirts embrace a minimalist aesthetic by featuring a design solely on one side. The single-side print creates a balance between subtlety and expression—providing a bold statement while maintaining a classic look. This design choice caters to those who appreciate simplicity and elegance in their wardrobe.
Are the inks used in your shirt designs eco-friendly?
Yes, we choose to use this particular kind of shirt for environmentally friendly inks in our printing process. These inks are not only better for the planet but also provide vibrant, long-lasting designs on our shirts.
Are your shirts durable enough for everyday wear?
Absolutely! Our shirts are crafted to combine luxury with practicality. We believe that high-quality, luxurious apparel doesn’t have to be delicate. That’s why we use robust, premium fabrics designed to withstand daily wear and maintain their look and feel over time. Our practical approach ensures you enjoy the comfort and elegance of luxury clothing that’s durable enough for everyday adventures.
How do your shirts fit?
Our shirts have a classic, true-to-size fit. We recommend checking our size chart before ordering to ensure the best fit for you.
What makes your shirts stand out from others?
Our shirts are more than just clothing—they’re a canvas for expression and a celebration of culture. Each design is thoughtfully crafted to embody unique ideas and concepts that resonate with our community. We pay meticulous attention to every detail, ensuring that our shirts not only look great but also tell a story. By wearing our apparel, you’re not just making a fashion statement; you’re embracing a piece of art that reflects creativity, diversity, and cultural appreciation.
How should I care for my shirt to maintain its quality?
For best results, machine wash your shirt in cold water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat. This helps preserve both the fabric and the printed design.
Do you offer different fabric options?
Currently, we use a specific high-quality cotton for all our shirts to ensure consistency in comfort and durability. We’re always open to feedback and may consider additional fabric options in the future.
Are your shirts suitable for gifting?
Absolutely! With their unique designs, comfortable fit, and the recognizable TKS brand, our shirts make excellent gifts for friends and family. Gifting one of our shirts not only offers a quality piece of apparel but also shares a piece of culture and style that resonates with many. It’s a thoughtful way to connect and celebrate with loved ones.